Frank Zappa 20 year memorial

Hi - it's me - I'm back. The central Scruuuuuuuuuutinizer.
Ring a bell? It's Frank Zappa Joe's Garage 1979 release. Probably the best ever story-tale album. Shows his span within - well, everything - concerning music. And in these days more relevant than ever, with shows like American Idol, X-factor and other stupidifying and relatising shameless Warholish 15 minutes of ...seconds! To die for.

I know, I'm getting old. Just turned Grandpa - not kidding!! A lovely - ugly though, as they usually are - Marie was released last week. Ceasarian. Anyway, the youth nowadays just don't know shit. They are stupid, have no manners (or manors most of them anyway, for that matter!"), don't know how to spell or math or history or how to cook or clean or do their choirs, because most of them have none, so whose fault is it, and they are called Curling Kids, because their parents call them Alexander, August, Alexandra and Christophpher. Heard on the radio, that 37 girls were named Ninja last year in DK and 7 was named Panda. Expatriate both children and parents! Or shoot them and get it done with. My kids know all that shit, and I'm so proud of them even though, they are quite costly, and don't know how to spell or math or history ...ehh. My love believes in sun rays, that is, she says some humans have learned how to feed of the sun. Yes-yes, E=mc(2) I'm a believer, and a biologist, so unless she means plantmen or some other sort of photosynthesizing creature, she is just like the rest of the youngsters: Stupid. Well, I love her, which is why I'm allowed. "...Be a crew slut" is chanting in the background. ..and here's the harp. Nice solo, which reminds me of Paul Butterfield at Roskilde festival 1984. Man that was cool, and I am getting old. Definetely getting old.  ...It looks just like a Telefunken U47. You'll love it. With Leather?

Anyway, just got back from Norway. Nice trip and warm weather and the draught beer in the airport was 98NOK!! F...... 'ell, they are crazy. It will end, though. Just a mere matter of time before their 4,000,000,000,000 in the oil-fund disappears with a meltdown economy or through Madoff Magic. Man can't feed of oil, not even plantmen!!

...And here comes the ice pick in the forehead. Now it's time for freaked guitar solo Zappa style.

Z U Soon and take care out there.