Climate change

I've been thinking. I know, it can be dangerous, and yet, I am in Denmark as compared to Iran or North Korea, so shouldn't be such a big problem although sometimes some people would disagree. Anyways, as former Triumphant Happiness (or Lars Løkke as some would have called him) was touring the world (at sleep) in the name of conservation as we know it, no one acknowledged, how sleeping - and for that matter all the time, reduces Carbon dioxide (sorry as a former wannabe scientist, I cannot help but writing it, since I have no options for subscript!) release, and thereby saves a lot of species. Extrapolating on that, since we are seven BILLION humans on this planet and going for 10 in 2000-and-soon, how about we all did like former Lars Løkke and just went to sleep in a luxury cabin or on our beds for most of the time? Prohibition of exercise, fitness and Bente Klarlund would therefore also help save the planet - although it is my firm belief, it will survive a few more billion years only without larger mammals and stuff - in fact, if we just reduced the entire population by a few billion, that would probably do the trick! Entirely! And what about the whales? Okay, they're pretty darned good at holding their breath, BUT at some point they HAVE to EXHALE releasing humongous amounts of CO2 (there, I did it. But, you know I know what I'm talking about). So, the Japanese are actually trying to save the planet from overheating! Didn't see that one coming, huh?

My point here is, if we all just give a bit - or all - of ourselves, we could actually do something for our planet without all these complex assertions and calculations and cradle to cradle BS. Simply Cradle DIRECTLY to Grave! Or NO Cradle at all! Sort of like an Enhanced Soylent Green, which, by the way, is an amazingly perspicacious vision of recycling. You should watch it!!

Have a nice evening and be sure to hold your breath ...just a little bit longer!

TODAYS SNOOPY:
Lucy van Pelt (Angry): You wouldn't be as excited if you knew what could happen!
Snoopy (Cheering): Maybe it already did!